Thursday, November 18, 2010

Louisiana Tech SAVED Will Get ACC Invite- TAKE THAT WAC

The news that Hawaii will announce that they will be going to the Mountain West Conference sent despair through Louisiana Tech as it showed the WAC conference was truly dead . We were up a creek without a paddle with not even the SWAC showing any pity on us with an invite for our sports teams. Even ULM in the Sunbelt was gloating.

However a miracle worthy of Vatican investigation happened. Tonight President Dan Reneau of Louisiana held a Ole Fashion like Baptist like tent revival in the quad around the Lady of the Mist but with a Catholic twist. The result many LA TECH Protestants and Pagans swore allegiance to the Holy Mother Church of Rome. Even local Temple Baptist voted in solidarity to cross the TIBER!!

Word quickly reached the Jesuits and they were so taken by it they shall be taking over on Monday. We shall now be called Boston College -Louisiana with an ACC invite.

The Lord truly works in mysterious ways.

BACK TO REALITY AND FROM DREAM FANTASY LAND:

SIGH. Yes AS A TECH FAN I AM TRULY DEPRESSED TONIGHT. We are truly in crisis mode now. We got to find a conference and fast!!

2 comments:

SJ Reidhead said...

While I am not a football person, just what is wrong with the ACC?

I also have grave difficulties looking at a "tiger" who is not wearing orange, as in Clemson.

LOL!

SJR
The Pink Flamingo

James H said...

Heck Nothing is wrong with the ACC as a TECH fan!! We would love to be there or anywhere for that matter this morning.

Oh boy we are in some trouble