Whatever You Do Don't Make A Siamese Twin Mad

Lets say I am in a Bar and some annoying University of Alabama Siamese Twins came in. They were all NICK SABAN THIS and NICK SABAN that.

I explain to them some of the negatives of ole Saint Nick.

THEN out of the blue and before the other twin can stop him, one of the Bama Nick Saban Loving Bear Bryant Tee Shirt wearing Siamese twins takes his cocktail stirrer stick out of his mixed drink of Everclear and Gatorade stabs me the eye and the stick goes into my brain. CAUSING INSTANT DEATH.

Has that twin just got away with murder?

Maybe so