Uncle Rico in Naploean Dynamite Has Gotten His Wish

We woke up and it's 1982!!!

Solidarity is being suppressed,

Leonid I. Brezhnev is the leader of some creature called the USSR,

the Commodore 64 has just been introduced,

everyone is raving about the movie "E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial",

Your Liberal friends after the organizational meeting for Walter Mondale are at the bar singing the lyrics to Dolly Parton's new hit song 9 to 5 before going home to watch that edgy and controversial new show Hill Street Blues ,

AND UK REJECTS ARGENTINA'S FALKLANDS CLAIM

I thought that had been settled in very big spectacular fashion

Lets pray we don't have ROUND II