What I Don't Get About These Obama Was Born In Kenya Theories

I see some Kenya legislator has said something that has got the birthers all excited.

This is the problem I have seen in all this. How did Momma Obama get Baby Obama through customs. I mean that would seem to be a pretty big accomplishiment. Madam will you please declare if you bringing in over ten thousand dollars of cash, all items bought over a hundred dollars, and oh yes what is with that human being you have with you.