Friday, October 2, 2009

Top Ten Reasons Chicago Did Not Get Olympics (Humor)

Ok this is funny even though I wanted them


10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings

9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal

8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.

7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.

6. Obviously no president would have been able to acomplish it.

5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.

4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".

3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee

2. Because the IOC is racist.

1. It's George Bush's fault.

3 comments:

Mary Ellen said...

That list was hilarious! And ya know what? The number one reason, "It's George Bush's fault" is exactly what USA Today is saying!

USA TODAY is finally getting around to finding people to interview that are willing to blame Bush. lol
“Kent Redfield, a political science professor at the University of Illinois at Springfield, noted that Obama is dealing with the bad feelings from “eight years of the cowboy foreign policy” of predecessor George W. Bush.

Redfield said that any “negative feelings” by the International Olympic Committee “is more a repudiation of the U.S.’s image and standing in the world, which Obama is trying to repair.”


Honestly, they are so predictable!

James H said...

WOW, I can't believe that in the real world people would be blaming BUSH

Subvet said...

This isn't the real world, it's a bizarro universe the sane amongst us have fallen into. Just do the opposite of what common sense dictates and you'll fit right in.