I got a chuckle out of this for several reasons.
Spring Miscellany.
Skateboarders. It must be spring because the little illegitimate sons are back. We had to run off the same group twice on Holy Saturday. I am thinking of placing a bounty on their heads. It would have been so much simpler in the good old days when I could have a) loaded up a shotgun with rock salt and let em have it or b) went to speak with their fathers and they would have let em have it.
Skateboarders. It must be spring because the little illegitimate sons are back. We had to run off the same group twice on Holy Saturday. I am thinking of placing a bounty on their heads. It would have been so much simpler in the good old days when I could have a) loaded up a shotgun with rock salt and let em have it or b) went to speak with their fathers and they would have let em have it.
Warm Weather Dress. Time to speak about appropriate attire at Mass again. It is getting warmer and a young man showed up at the Easter Vigil wearing a Hooters t-shirt. Parents please check your kids before you let them leave the house.
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