Because Some Catholics Masturbate Lets have Gay Marriage!!!

Heck because some Catholics Masturbate lets have have torture and in fact why don't we deport every illegal in the USA despite their situation because many Catholic masturbate. In fact I think a lot of Catholic Social Justice is up for grabs because some Catholic teenagers are masturbating!!

Who cares about the poor because it is all a facade because Catholic teenage guys are masturbating!!

See Exclusive: a final word from the heretical pastor of St. Francis Xavier . If the Churches teaching on marriage is going to be suspect because we got Catholic guys masturbating why not get rid of Just War theory.

Why should I care about the ethics of the Health Care bill when Catholic teenagers are masturbating!!! It all appears to focus on these things is wrong because how can I talk about various issues of Catholic Social Justice before I talk about Catholic Teen masturbation. So says the esteemed mind that is in New York.