Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Reuben Randle Commits To LSU- Governor Jindal Declares State Holiday


Plus Free Butter and Cheese for Everyone.


It's Official just minutes ago!!!


Bishop Duca of the Diocese of Shreveport where Rueben lives orders all Catholics to Mass tonight for Feast of Thanksgiving.


The Bells of St Louis Cathedral In New Orleans are Ordered to Ring a Full Hour


The Bishop of Baton Rouge Now Declares an Indulgence for All that go and Say a Hail Mary at the the Vatican of College Football LSU Stadium



Oh Happy Day!!!


In Louisiana The Catholics are Happy , The Pentecostals are Happy, The Baptists Are Happy, the Poor Heathen are Happy, the white, black, brown, red , and yellow people are Happy


Jimmy Swaggert is Happy


Employers are Happy because their workers will not be on the Net every 5 seconds looking for the latest scoop and productivity will go up at least 20 percent


Now we can all take a step away from having heart failure.


LSU is now assured of having the number 1 ranked recruiting class in the nation.


GEAUX TIGERS

3 comments:

  1. I agree. Public celebrations for everyone. I am sure the LSU nation in NJ is happy

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  2. It just keeps getting better and better! Could we get T. Richardson too?

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