Christopher Hitchens Gets Beat Up By Syrian Nazis

Syrian Nazis? I did not know they existed.

See What Happened With Hitchens

I am glad he is safe. However I did have to laugh at this part:

And to be honest, I'm personally kinda sick of hearing it myself, and it felt like gossip, but as the early reports are wrong in the details, I'll have a go.
It didn't happen in a bar. It happened mid-day on the street. It wasn't a drunken brawl. I have no idea if Hitchens had drank at all, but if he had, it was like his typical lunch-time bloody mary. (I'm not saying he didn't get drunk-- just not then.)