Thursday, May 28, 2009

Terry McAuliffe Sleeps In A Coffin (Updated- Wash Post Flushes Kinky Vampire Sleeping Habits Down Memory Hole)

God How WEIRDDDDDD. I think that alone would make me not want to vote for him in the VA Governor's race.

Updated(It appears the Washington Post Flushed that Down the Memory Hole Pretty quick. No longer in the story :) ) However the First Things link still has the text. DAMN INTERNETS and so Do I

Likewise, McAuliffe's traveling chief of staff, Justin Paschal, 34, who has worked for him for eight years, said McAuliffe never lets him see him sleep.
"On slow nights, Terry wanders over to the coffin he keeps at headquarters," Paschal said. "He just pops the lid and hops in. When he's in there, we can set our coffees and iPhones on top and everything. Terry doesn't care. He calls it 'putting on his thinking cap.' Will.i.am. jokes that he's 'visualizing blackness.' Who knows what he does in there
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