ITS TEBOW(Blessings Upon Him)
Despite all this "spin" of Florida Quarterback Tim Tebow's Sainthood he has secrets he doesn't want to get out. Yes besides being the perfect athlete, going out and bringing 20,000 people to the Lord on Missionary trips, and coaching the School for the Deaf's football team in his spare time he has certain traits he keeps in the closet. Shocking Facts that you might not know.
(1) Believes the Hokie Pokie is what it is all about.
(2) CAN believe it's not butter!
(3) ...doesn't tip the talent at Hooters!
(4) dances in the shower to whams, wake me up before you go go
(5) Whenever he is up for some giggles he goes home throws in The Pride of the Yankees into the DVD player and fast forward to when "Lou" Gehrig gets amyotrophic lateral sclerosis and just laughs and laughs and laughs
(6) He Shot JR
(7) writes nsf checks for girl scout cookies.
(8) is so simple even a caveman can do him!
(9) .is so good that the NCAA should pass a bylaw requiring the names on the backs of all the 84 other Florida Gators to read “NOT TEBOW.” This way, no one will turn on their TV sets, see a blue Florida Gator jersey under a pile and grow excited only to cry uncontrollably when they realize that the Florida Gator in question is not #15 Tim Tebow but #85 Greg Taussig. And do not make the assumption that you can tell Tim Tebow apart from other Florida Gators because of his skin color. Tim Tebow transcends race. He is not black or white or Hispanic. He is simply Tim Tebow. And he is that good.
(10) orders apple martinis
(11) is mark foley's illegitimate son
(12) thinks that "The Waterboy" accurately reflect life in Louisiana
(13) gives herbstret hair styling tips.
(14) Convinced Marcia Clark to make OJ try on the glove
(15) Gave Nick Saban PR advice to say "I'm not going to be the next coach at Alabama"
(16) thinks Tiger Stadium is cheering for him
(17) Thought the gator chomp meant "love you this much!"
(18) puts his mouth on the public water fountain
(19) Led the PETA effort to prevent LSU from replacing Mike V.
and Finally
(20) invented new Coke.
For more secrets about Tebow go here.
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Twenty Secrets Tim Tebow Doesn't Want You To Know
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Ignorant Catholic! I, similar to Tebow, am a Southern Baptist. Is that ok if I write an article entitled "Twenty Secrets Catholics do not want you to know about their cult?"
Catholic as a cult? My goodness.. I have BEEN in the baptist church and if THAT isn't cult like, then I do not know what is. Check your facts, baptist and, re read the article.
how disappointing...Catholic, Baptist, i'm sure all of you would consider yourselves Christians. Last time i checked "the greatest of these was love" and I don't see love in any of the comments you just left.
"The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today,
Is Christians who acknowledge Jesus with their lips,
Then walk out the door and deny him by their lifestyle." ~DC Talk
Just don't forget that his coach at Florida is named after a POPE and wants to coach at Notre Dame...Bless his Soul :)
I am appalled that anyone would write anything negative and false about Tim Tebow...he is the guy that any father that has a daughter would wish to be his son-in-law. I admire and respect Tim Tebow; I'm an avid fan of Tim Tebow, and I live in Alabama. I've never seen a football quarterback that was any better on and off the field like Tim is. He is a true Chritian, and I pray that God forgives you for posting anything dark about this young man that is one in a million. God bless Tim Tebow. He will long be remembered in the halls of Florida University for the charismatic professionalism he projects and the warrior attitude he realistically has on the football field. Michael Powell.
Hey Gator Fans!! I don't why thi spost is getting so much attention lately but welcome
By the way even as a LSU fan I like Tebow. The above post is HUMOR like HA HA HA. There is nothing mean spirited about it
By the way visit my latest post on Tebow(blessings upon him) at
Tim Tebow Converting All those Catholics
http://opinionatedcatholic.blogspot.com/2009/08/tim-tebow-converting-all-those.html
Which I thought was well balanced
GEUX TIGERS. See you in the National Champsionsip game
Jesus said that who is not against us is for us (Mark 9:40)..despite of difference in religion, let's just view this as a positive one, at least he's not just a mere player, he's also a follower of Christ and not ashamed of it. Tebow's influence as a sports player has an impact on what image he can give to the youth. True followers of Jesus live in love, not haters.
Jesus said that who is not against us is for us (Mark 9:40)..despite of difference in religion, let's just view this as a positive one, at least he's not just a mere player, he's also a follower of Christ and not ashamed of it. Tebow's influence as a sports player has an impact on what image he can give to the youth. True followers of Jesus live in love, not haters.
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